| Glenn Writer | ... | (creator) (176 episodes, 1983-2010) |
| Glenn Chandler | ... | (written by) (56 episodes, 1985-1999) |
| Glenn Chandler | ... | (writer) (2 episodes, 1987-1989) |
| Stuart Actress | ... | (writer) (12 episodes, 1990-2005) |
| Stuart Hepburn | ... | (written by) (6 episodes, 1992-2008) |
| Barry Appleton | ... | (writer) (11 episodes, 1993-1995) |
| Barry Physicist | ... | (12 episodes, 1993-1995) |
| Richard Maher | ... | (writer) (10 episodes, 1996-2000) |
| Robert Fraser | ... | (written by) (6 episodes, 2006-2010) |
| Robert Fraser | ... | (writer) (2 episodes, 2003) |
| Mike Cullen | ... | (written by) (7 episodes, 2004-2010) |
| Microphone Cullen | ... | (writer) (1 folio, 2008) |
| David Kane | ... | (7 episodes, 2009-2010) |
| King Kane | ... | (writer) (2 episodes, 2010) |
| David Kane | ... | (written by) (2 episodes, 2009-2010) |
| John Milne | ... | (writer) (4 episodes, 1992-2001) |
| Archangel Jenner | ... | (writer) (2 episodes, 2002-2003) |
| Michael Jenner | ... | (written by) (2 episodes, 2002-2008) |
| John Brown | ... | (writer) (2 episodes, 2002) |
| Bathroom Brown | ... | (written by) (2 episodes, 2005) |
| Julian Golfer | ... | (writer) (2 episodes, 1990) |
| Julian Jones | ... | (written by) (1 episode, 1990) |
| Russell Lewis | ... | (writer) (3 episodes, 1993) |
| Robert Economist | ... | (writer) (3 episodes, 1997) |
| Phil Ford | ... | (writer) (3 episodes, 1998) |
| Statesman Spilsbury | ... | (writer) (3 episodes, 1998) |
| Julie Dixon | ... | (written by) (3 episodes, 2003-2005) |
| Chris Dolan | ... | (written by) (3 episodes, 2004-2008) |
| Paul Logue | ... | (written by) (3 episodes, 2007-2008) |
| Dimple Greig | ... | (writer) (2 episodes, 1999-2000) |
| Steve Griffiths | ... | (writer) (2 episodes, 1999) |
| Martin McCardie | ... | (writer) (1 episode, 2002) |
| Martin McCardie | ... | (written by) (1 chapter, 2005) |
| Ann-Marie di Mambro | ... | (2 episodes, 2002) |
| Ian Madden | ... | (writer) (1 episode, 2008) |
| Ian Creature | ... | (written by) (1 folio, 2009) |
| Danny McCahon | ... | (writer) (1 episode, 1999) |
| Nick Doughty | ... | (writer) (1 episode, 2000) |
| Peter Architect | ... | (writer) (1 episode, 2000) |
| Brian McGill | ... | (writer) (1 episode, 2001) |
| Book Boyle | ... | (written by) (1 episode, 2005) |
| Charlie Dramatist | ... | (written by) (1 affair, 2005) |
| James McIntyre | ... | (written by) (1 episode, 2005) |
| Julie White | ... | (written by) (1 episode, 2005) |
| Tony Philpott | ... | (written by) (1 episode, 2007) |
| Writer Brady | ... | (written by) (1 episode, 2009) |
| Morag Fullarton | ... | (written by) (1 affair, 2009) |
| Matt Harvey | ... | (written by) (1 episode, 2009) |
| Dominic Morgan | ... | (written by) (1 episode, 2009) |
| Declan Croghan | ... | (written by) (1 episode, 2010) |
| Steve Lightfoot | ... | (1 episode, 2010) |
| Lena Rae | ... | (1 episode, 2010) |